Kristina got a new kitty, I helped name her Fred (Taken with instagram)
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I lost all my “Lunch Money” (Taken with instagram)
I bought a new card game, it’s horrifically funny (Taken with instagram)
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I awwwwww’d so hard you guys
(Source: livingtheimpossibledream)
Just in case anyone wonders what I dream about at night …
Want this - don’t even care what it tastes like.
If you listen closely you can hear the planet’s collective frustration at Schumacher for wrecking Batman. Nipples on body armour and excessive neon in Gotham? Really Joel? Really? (Taken with instagram)
Walking around my neighborhood (Taken with instagram)
“Boo is your best pick-up line? Seriously?” - my 7 year old kid, just now.”
When people love my kid I have a higher opinion of them… it shows they have incredibly good taste. #heaintperfectbuthesprettydamnawesome